boturelate-deactivated20230701:
Monty: you know, Effie and I are having a baby.
Sirius: oh my god congratulations that’s-
Effie: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.
*James and Regulus literally just holding hands*
Sirius: you filthy whores
James: literally where did you come from the door is locked–
Marauders fanfic authors be like: “it’ll have a happy ending, I promise!”
Also Marauders fanfic authors: *kills off half the characters*
Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games
bumblebookstore-deactivated2023:
Marlene Mckinnon and Regulus Black have slutty waists (real)
if you need me I’ll be doing whatever drugs James Potter was on in chapter 61 of Crimson Rivers
Sirius: Regulus Arcturus Black, you better have a damn good reason for not picking up your phone.
Reg: I do, you won’t like it.
Sirius: having sex with my best friend is not a good reason!
Reg, Barty, and Sirius 🤝 saying “that’s kinda gay” when their respective boyfriends ask for a kiss